Spain in a nutshell

Yea I admit, I am turning Spanish. My roots are almost turning brown… Highlights please.

People here LOVE to complain, its not an opinion, its a fact. But I’m not saying people are negative, its just a way of talking.
I fell in love with Spain about 2 years ago, and now I’m starting to sound like the people here, complaining about exactly the things I like, in some twisted weird contradictional way.
Complaining about the uncontrolled spontaneous risk-taking-live-right-now-love-life attitude.

I admit, I used to love it when I walked down the street and 3 guys whistled and called me GUAAAPAAAAA (Gooorgeous). Now I turn to them, show them the middle finger and say “Shut up you Dirty scum bags”.
How NICE I am!

They have the worst radio in the history, they put some wanna be cool “BANG” noise in the back ground while the host is speaking. I’m like, WTF I cant hear every 6th word he says cus of that sound effect that should be “cool” but it just ends up an absolute disaster.
Then there is the phone line that sucks and my intl phone calls that occasionally breaks up all of a sudden due to… hm, could it be the phone lines that probably 15 people SHOULD be working on right now but 14 of them are taking the daily coffee break…the 27th coffee break today probably.
Then there is the manana attitude and a few more things that can upset me until I scream “RETARDS” so loud that I immediatily need to appologize after.

Then again I choose to be here right? And I absolutely love it.