Sex, Beer and Football

Pretty interesting how the traffic goes up the second I´ve mentioned the word “Sex” or “fat-free”. It´s absolutely hilarious…

So guys and girls, are we ready for Sweden to be crushed by Spain with a whopping 5-0 today?! I´m heading over to Santa Monica to watch the game in a couple of hours.

I must admit, the EURO 2008 is not as fun as Barca but now Spain happens to have 3 Barca players so my interest level just went up. Xavi, Iniesta and Puyol- I LOVE you guys.
It´s interesting with being a fan of something. Being a football fan is a completely different type of fan than being an artist fan.
The loyalty is there to 100% BUT, if your player is sucking camelballs, than you will ditch him for a while. I mean, I never thought I was gonna say that I prefer someone else than Ronaldinho next to Messi, and I am STILL NOT SAYING IT but I could possibly say that in the future if this continues.
With an artist you love, you would never ditch him saying “His voice doesn’t sound good today, let´s exchange him” but you would rather go “Ah I love that scraping, hung-over voice of his”

The sex part is the same though, the exception being that 80% of the football players out there are fuckable, and maybe 10% of the artists.

Why is that? So many football players are drop dead gorgeous…??? Can you imagine Fergusson or Morinho having a look at their new players going “Hm…not quite sure about this one, his nose is a little bit too big”?

My bet for the game today is 4-0 or even 5-0. I might have a fat-free beer and some sex in the bathroom while I´m at it!