First Date…

It really sucks guys, it really really sucks major ass camel balls wrapped in seran wrap served on a silverplat. That type of sucki-ness.
“So, where did you grow up” “Do you have any brothers or sisters” “Oh so you´re a vegetarian” “Where did you go to school” ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz…….
Boring.
That whole part of getting to know someone in the beginning, knowing that you are a blank sheet of paper to somebody. You can be anyone, from anywhere… The other person is a blank sheet of paper and every piece of information they tell you, adds up to create a picture of who this person is and what category you will file him/her under.

Very interesting. This one is the best and the worst. It´s a great feeling getting those bubbles in your stomach, that feeling that the perfect person for you might really exist.
Bad thing about it though, you are obviously the under dog. The next 1,2,3,4,5,6,7 days can literally eat you up. Will he call? Why isn´t he calling? Should I message him? What did it mean when he touched my hair? Does he have a girlfriend? Would I wanna grow old with him? Is he really that perfect? There has GOTTA be something bad about him…hm…ugly hands? Bad breath? C´MON GOD GIVE ME A FLAW HERE!!!!

Medium interesting. This one might actually be the best. The person could actually grow on you which of course would be the best way to go. AND the fact that you are not TOO interested makes you more interesting to the other person. Win-Win!
However, the three magical things has gotta be there still : Good dancer, funny and spontaneous.

Not interesting. How the HELL do I get out of here?! I have done the “having your friend call you and pretend there was an emergency so I gotta go”-thing once. But it´s just bad, and it´s a waste of time for both.
Imagine how much easier it would be if you could really just go “Hey, I think your nose looks really weird, you don´t seem really smart and I don´t like guys who can´t dance so let´s just skip this shall we” But instead you have to sit there and smile and say yes I have a step dad, yes I grew up with lots of love in my family and no I don´t like black olives…

Zzzzzz….

First date freaks me out. The best thing is to meet someone through friends, and become friends first. NOT meet out and question whether or not the guy really was that cute? Was it dark inside? Will he look like the back of a bus and have the voice of a pig when we´re in a non noisy enviroment with normal light?